Title: Ed Sheeran - Nightmares
Have I ever told y'all about my dreams?
No? Maybe?
I don't remember.
But let's just say I have dreams the my main man Freud would love to analyze himself.
(love me through my psych nerdiness.)
Most of my dreams are crazy, off the wall, I don't even know how my brain would make this shiz up and somehow it does.
When I say to my family:
"So I had this dream last night...",
it is usually followed with:
"Uh-o"
"Hey y'all, it's story time!"
"NOW what could you have dreamed up?"
Now as you all already know, I only started actively planning the wedding for less than 2 months.
I've have 3 wedding dreams already.
3.
I can only imagine how many I will have by the time we say "I do".
The dreams
The first one?
Happened the beginning of July.
& it was a full out nightmare.
I'm talking putting on my dress and it fell off me.
Did. Not. Fit.
My mom had to try to sew me in the dress using parts of her (baby blue!) wedding dress.
And she kept stabbing me with the needle.
My hair had already fallen out.
And the wedding was suppose to start 45 mins prior.
I was convinced Vito thought I blew him off.
Awesome.
Did I mention none of my bridesmaids were anywhere to be found.
SO awesome.
Second dream?
Last night.
& it was a normal dream.
I dreamt I contacted a photographer for the wedding.
It took them forever to email back.
And when they did, he told me he couldn't photograph the wedding.
Why?
"It was his mommy's birthday."
And I should just move my wedding to accommodate him.
Ugh.
The third dream?
Also last night.
I dreamt I read in the paper that the post office was doing a release for two days.
Specialized Stamps!
Of what, you might ask?
The one. The only.
Doug Funnie.
And I NEEDED them for the wedding invitation.
I had myself in a tizzy because no other stamp would do.
Only Doug.
I'd say this was the funniest dream so far.
Pun intended.
At least I'm having a wide variety of different dreams...
And on a scale of Vanessa's crazy dreams, these rate very low on the craziness scale.
So tell me, am I alone in wedding dreamland?
Am I the only one with waaaaaay out there dreams?
