Results: Vanessa vs. Vito {Round 1}

I'm dragging here on this Tuesday morning.

Even my coffee hasn't brought me out of this fog I'm in.

Hence the lack of creativity in the title.

Fail.

I feel it has been long enough since I put up my poll that I should post which side it seems ALL of you are on.

Sheets then blankets.

This is the norm.

For Vito.

That's right, it seems I am the odd one out here.

Two words:

FUZZY

BLANKET

When I have the choice of touching a sheet on the soft, fuzziness of a blanket, I choose the blanket.

Every.

Single.

Time.

I bought a king sized fuzzy blanket at Target 2 years ago on Black Friday.

(Best purchase ever, by the way. $20 for every size. Every member of my immediate family owns one. Even Vito.)

I lay on part of it and wrap the other part around me.

Vito calls it my burrito.

So yes, I don't even sleep on the fitted sheet.

I also feel like the sheets make me colder than with blankets.

I only sleep with a sheet in the summer time because me and being hot do not mix for sleeping.

So for now, I will except defeat.

Vito wins.

I am not normal.

Please love me through it?

"Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything, I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed"

Title: Bruno Mars - "The Lazy Song"

Is it really Monday already?

I just don't see how this is possible.

Wasn't it just Friday??

To brighten up your Monday, please keep reading.

Getting up out of bed this morning?

Seemingly impossible.

I got up late because I hit the snooze many, many, many times.

I feel like I've been walking in a haze.

Come to work with half my coffee already consumed and start working on time cards.

Remember that sleepy haze I was in?

Right.

Phone rings and I answer:

"Thank you for calling -insert company name here-, Vanessa Sleeping"

Instead of speaking.

It was the boss's wife.

She laughed, told me to stop sleeping on the job & that I was fired.

I told my boss and he laughed.

Obviously, I need more sleep.

So today, I will be dreaming of being at home in bed.

Taking a nap with Vito.

To get me through this day.